And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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