just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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