Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
whose ass print is on the piano?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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