We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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