We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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