your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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