All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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