fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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