R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
