i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
My breasts were aching with rage.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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