This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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