it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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