it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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