apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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