Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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