I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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