first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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