I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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