God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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