my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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