oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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