So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
