I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I fill condoms, not promises.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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