How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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