Non-Jews are for practice
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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