if you like me you must not know who I am
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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