there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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