Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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