did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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