Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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