is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
