Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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