i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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