Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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