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Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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