Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
