Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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