I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
True but thats because hes a fetus.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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