You made me cry and you don't even care
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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