she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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