let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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