so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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