After last night, I could never be a politician.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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