If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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