Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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