I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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