Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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