My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
wanna go halves on a baby?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
