The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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