I think I died a long time ago.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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