So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she told me i tasted like america
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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