If i come over, it means nothing
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
