Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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