Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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